News roundup: Nigerian celebs, Janet Jackson gives birth at 50, cow causes car crash

Throwback photos of Nigerian celebs

Hey guys, today is the first Thursday in the year! Yaay! Well, what’s so special about Thursdays, you ask? Most people consider Thursdays as Throwback Thursday, that’s what. Also, what is the first thing that comes to mind when you think of our celebrities? For me, it is “Holy Moverick, these guys look so dope!”  Well, what do you get when you combine these adorable celebrities and their throwback pictures? Well, not so adorable. Check out these throwback pictures of some Nigerian celebs. As the saying goes, “ you are not ugly, just broke”.

Janet Jackson gives birth at 50

Meanwhile, Janet Jackson has had great news. She gave birth to her first child yesterday. Whoohoo! Janet Jackson has a child! Well, the sister of pop legend Michael Jackson got married to Qatari businessman Wissam Al Mana in 2012, and she announced that they wanted to focus on planning a family. Right now, however, JJ gave birth to a bouncing baby boy at the ripe young age of . . .50? Wow, that’s quite amazing, guys.

Fake soldier arrested for stealing bikes

There’s this dude that used to parade himself as a soldier. His name is Benjamin Okon, and he used his fake personality to steak bikes. However, on New Year’s Day, his luck ran out when the members of the public tipped off the police to his activities. The dude confessed that he used to go to neighboring states to intimidate other guys and take their bikes. Then his accomplice would sell off these bikes. However, people grew tired of his attitude (frankly, wouldn’t you?).They reported him to the police. I think this serves him right; in fact, I hope he gets prosecuted as soon as possible. This is one person that gives the Nigerian Army an undeserved bad name.

Cow causes car crash in Uganda

There’s a bit of a downer on today’s fun. On Wednesday, a ghastly car crash happened in Uganda. While it is a bit separated from our borders, it is no less painful. Eight people died in this crash. What caused it? Local police reported that a speeding taxi rammed into a bus and a truck, while swerving to avoid a cow. That’s just sad, guys. May the souls of the departed rest in peace.

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