Humour: Take me back to Benin

An old woman boarded a bus to Lagos from Calabar and told the driver: “Driver, please, when we reach Benin tell me o.” The driver nodded and then she shouted again: “My children, una hear wetin I tell am?” Everybody responded: “Yes, Mama.” On the long journey to Lagos, everybody slept off and forgot about Mama’s request. After several hours of driving and then close to Lagos, with Benin about four hours behind, the old…

"Humour: Take me back to Benin"

A BBM chat from a public toilet

Tunde: I am now in the dumpster at ShopLeft. My first time ever. The smell of my poo is killing people here. Tunde: I am sooooo badass. Shade: Looooool *tears* *tears* *tears* *tears* *tears* *tears* Shade: Oh lawd!! Tunde: I’m almost choking myself to death. Tunde: I can imagine the comments guys will pass when they step out of here. Shade: They will prolly create a meme for you. Watch out. Tunde: Son of man must trend for something na.…

"A BBM chat from a public toilet"

3 good reasons why you should snoop on your partner

To snoop is to hunt around furtively in an attempt to find out something, especially information about someone’s private affairs. In relationships, snooping is often frowned upon. Why go through your partner’s phone, PC, wallet, pockets and bags? But perhaps there are some merits to snooping. We bring you three good ones. One: To have peace of mind. Snooping is the most serene activity that anyone in a committed relationship can get involved in. Plus,…

"3 good reasons why you should snoop on your partner"

“No honey; I don’t feel like it” [A Wedding Reception Story]

Recently, I was honoured to chair the reception party at a wedding here in Lagos. Everyone knows that wedding guests really do not give a hoot for speeches, much less the chairman’s speech. No-one wants to hear the chairman’s speech at any occasion. Every time I had attended a wedding reception, I wondered why the chairmen ever bothered. Now, here I was on the spot. Whatever it was, I decided I wasn’t going to give…

"“No honey; I don’t feel like it” [A Wedding Reception Story]"