NAFDAC warns against Indian garri, President needs more rest. . . and more stories

Do not eat Indian Garri, says NAFDAC Have you heard about the so-called Indian garri? The stuff is produced was produced in Ghana and packaged in the UK. Well, the National Agency for Food and Drug Administration and Control (NAFDAC) has urged Nigerians not to consume this product. Well, it’s not clear whether NAFDAC needed to warn us of the potential effects. It’s weird enough that a product is produced in Ghana and packaged in…

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UCL games last night were total chaos. Just ask Monaco

What a wild night it was last night. Yesterday’s Champions League games were total chaos. Manchester City stole the night, of course, with a sensational 5-3 victory over Monaco, and that game will live long in memory. Atletico Madrid did what Atletico Madrid does, as Antoine Griezmann made history as Atletico’s highest scorer in the Champions League. Well, when you rub shoulders with legends, greatness rubs off on you. You see why Griezmann was the…

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Xenophobic attacks increase in SA, N8.4bn found in unmarked account, and more stories

Xenophobic attacks escalate in South Africa Xenophobic attacks in South Africa has reached a heartbreaking level. According to reports by the police, 20 shops belonging to immigrants got looted yesterday. However, they could not confirm if the attacks were targeted at foreigners. Well, fool me once – South Africans have made it clear on several occasions that foreigners are stealing their jobs and taking all their money. This is not the first time such attacks…

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Aso Rock cabal real, says El-Rufai; man attempts suicide, and more stories

There is a cabal in Aso Rock, says El-Rufai Gov. Nasir El-Rufai of Kaduna State announced that there is a cabal in Aso Rock. However, he was quick to distance himself from the cabal. Well, he had to defend himself; various media reports have described him as one of the governors that run things in Aso Rock. However, the dude denied the claims. According to him, “my primary assignment is Kaduna. I am not involved…

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UCL Round of 16: Monaco face Man City, Bayer Leverkusen face Atletico Madrid

Hello fam. Have you realized what is about to happen tonight? It’s the UEFA Champions League, guys! The second round of games in the round of 16 is here. Manchester City return to Europe this time, with a potentially crucial match against Ligue 1 hotcakes Monaco. Also, Bayer Leverkusen will take on Atletico Madrid. Let’s look into these games, shall we? What are the chances of Manchester City beating Monaco? In the eyes of many,…

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FA Cup: Premier League clubs are getting upstaged by lower leagues

Hello fam. Did you all see the FA Cup last weekend? It was crazy, man. All the matches played were awesome. There were huge surprises in the FA Cup, dudes. Guess what? Burnley is out of the FA Cup! You might be wondering how Lincoln City managed to oust the Premier League club from the competition, but that’s just one of the things no one understands. At this time, all we can do is congratulate…

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