How to give your woman The Experience

If I got a thousand Naira each time women have talked to me about their general lack of satisfaction in bed, I’d be richer than the lady who unseated Oprah at the top of the money chain. True to God. So, let’s see if we can’t have a talk about this. Shall we? I will come to addressing the ladies in a different post, but this one is for the guys. So, guys, let’s do…

"How to give your woman The Experience"

Marry Someone You Can’t Live Without?

A very popular counsel on the subject of marriage these days is this: “Don’t marry someone you can live with. Instead, marry someone you can’t live without”. Please, hold on while I try to calm down…. tsk, tsk, tsk….. Not working! Are you freaking crazy or just brain-dead? Pardon my French, but I needed that. I mean, everyone knows the hazards of giving so much power over their lives to one individual, but everyone wants…

"Marry Someone You Can’t Live Without?"

Men Are Dogs And Women Are Crazy

I would have titled this blog post “Understanding Gender Differences”, but that would have sounded like a topic from biology class back in secondary school. You know…girls and curves, breasts, bums. Boys and little johnny. Stop laughing! My little girl is going to read this blog post one day, and I have to appear as saintly as possible. But you know, what I mean; right? Of course, such a title would also have been terribly…

"Men Are Dogs And Women Are Crazy"

“No honey; I don’t feel like it” [A Wedding Reception Story]

Recently, I was honoured to chair the reception party at a wedding here in Lagos. Everyone knows that wedding guests really do not give a hoot for speeches, much less the chairman’s speech. No-one wants to hear the chairman’s speech at any occasion. Every time I had attended a wedding reception, I wondered why the chairmen ever bothered. Now, here I was on the spot. Whatever it was, I decided I wasn’t going to give…

"“No honey; I don’t feel like it” [A Wedding Reception Story]"

Another Look At Marriage

Marriage. A word that has become dreaded in this generation. Everywhere you turn, people have stories to tell or fears to express about marriage. The single are shying away more and more from marriage. The married are crying, separating and divorcing more than ever. The first question that we might ask is, How did we get to this point? First, I am not one of those who believe that marriage is for everybody. If you…

"Another Look At Marriage"

Love Does Not Exist

Yes; I typed those words, and I am not drunk. Ten years ago, I wouldn’t have been caught dead typing such. Still, take time to hear me out. You dream of love – you talk about it, tweet about it, even sing it. Everybody wants unconditional love. But it simply does not exist in the sphere of human beings. The truth is that in intimate relationships, human beings act in their own best interest at…

"Love Does Not Exist"