Fufu is gradually killing Africans, says pastor
Guys, fufu is gradually killing Africans. Wait, that doesn’t sound right. How can fufu be killing Africans? Please ask Pastor Mensah Otabil, founder of the International Central Gospel Church in Ghana. According to the pastor, the process of preparing fufu is too difficult and unhygienic. Furthermore, while pounding the delicacy, it gets contaminated with sweat. Therefore, Africans should change their attitudes towards fufu. Well, the pastor said it, so it must be true. What do you think, folks?
Soldier sent to jail for assaulting a lady
The Nigerian Army has sentenced one Pvt. Suleiman Olamilekan to 28 days in jail with hard labor. He assaulted a lady. Seriously, guys, the Army is awesome, but some members get carried away. However, this lady, Nollywood actress Ebere Ohakwe, was not having any of it. she reported the young, exuberant soldier to the authorities. They took action; now the young dude is cooling his temper in jail for 28 days. Oh, and he won’t receive salary for the month.
Former minister reveals why PMB has not fulfilled his campaign promise
A former Minister of State for Works, Engr. Chris Ogiemwonyi, recently revealed why President Muhammadu Buhari has not fulfilled one of his campaign promises. President Buhari, during his presidential campaign, promised to reduce the pump price of petrol from N86 to N50. However, that is not the case now; instead, the pump price is at N145. Engr. Ogiemwonyi blamed the Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency for the development. Also, he advised that Nigeria should start refining crude oil locally, as that would be the only way forward.
Zimbabwean teacher raped by four women
A group of 4 women ganged up on a male teacher and raped him. Apparently, the teacher needed a ride; he got one via a Toyota quantum with five people on board. Suddenly, the four women on board grabbed him and sedated him. Then they dragged him off into the bush and raped him for hours. Then they left him there. This is quite disgusting, guys. However, I can’t help but feel sorry for the women. They must have suffered so much sexual frustration.